Nuts 4 Nuts vendor, Midtown Manhattan 
"Yo, Vinny. Wanna go to da Nutcracker wid me tonight at Lincoln Center?"
Big Apple Pretzels vendor, Midtown Manhattan
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Vinny's Nut House vendor, Little Italy, Manhattan
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Chestnut vendor, Hagia Sophia church, Istanbul
"Hmmm. I thought I downloaded that roasted chestnut app."
Mexican chotchke vendor, Olvera Square, Los Angeles (So it's not food. Sue me.)
"Slow day. Where's the cha-ching from all this bling? I'd make more selling Chiclets in Tijuana."
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