Prague, Czech Republic
Not to be outdone by the Arc de Triomphe in Paris, American emperor Ray Kroc brought his arches to Europe, poised for a hostile takeover of the old world.
Kroc conquered the Austro-Hungarian Empire by craftily diverting its people into his territory.
An American King arrived and had the Hungary masses eating out of his hands with the promise of supersizing.
An American Colonel incited a poultry war on the Ottoman Empire by introducing his chicken to Turkey. A truce was finally reached, resulting in the "Finger-lickin’ Good Piece Treaty."
(I took these photos on sundry trips abroad.)